Somewhere in Utah, talking with a Bartender…
B: Today's special, Polygamy Porter - buy 1, get 2 free.
Me: Are they good?
B: What they lack in experience they make up in enthusiasm.
Me: I don’t know, I can barely handle 1.
B: What could go wrong?
Me: A hangover, 3 empties and a lifetime of regret.
B: Suit yourself, pilgrim. What’ll it be?
Me: Just a St. Pauli Girl. Her, I can depend on.
B: Today's special, Polygamy Porter - buy 1, get 2 free.
Me: Are they good?
B: What they lack in experience they make up in enthusiasm.
Me: I don’t know, I can barely handle 1.
B: What could go wrong?
Me: A hangover, 3 empties and a lifetime of regret.
B: Suit yourself, pilgrim. What’ll it be?
Me: Just a St. Pauli Girl. Her, I can depend on.
