It's like that time you went camping and wanted to make Smores but all the other kids were charging their iPhones on the camp stove. Jeeze, kids today...
 Local Bookstore: Customer needs your poetry / photography book, but we are out. Help!
Me: Stay calm, cleansing breath, chamomile tea and Enya - I’ll fire up the poetry hyperloop with product. No one is going down on my watch, no one… 
Amidst a symphony of snoring by Spouse and Neli, accentuated by
a chorus of bugling bull elk; morning has broken in the high country… 
Summer beneath the shadow of the Never Summer Mountains…
wake me when you come again. 
Coyote is always out there waiting, and Coyote is always hungry. ~Navajo
Even when he’s a pup. ~gwc 
It was a dark and stormy night when lightning struck and she fell back into my life.
“She’d always reminded me of a magnet; attractive from the back, but unapproachable from the front. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had it’s sides pressed in by one of those Thigh Master machines. I knew better, but she grew on me like she was E. coli and I was room temperature Canadian beef. I flicked on the light, but it just sat there like an inanimate object. I tried to look away, but her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Crazy thoughts tumbled over in my head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without a Cling Free dryer sheet.” No, only one thing was certain about her falling back into my life; one of us was about to get burned, again, and I was pretty sure it wasn’t going to be her... Me; with help from some “Really Bad Analogies,” Shutterstock.com and Photoshop… http://www.etni.org.il/farside/analogies.htm http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/really-bad-analogies-written-by-high-school-students.jpg |
What's on my mind...
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